Air traffic control: “Identify yourself and what is your height and position?”
Pilot: “I’m Captain Steve Murphy. I’m five feet four and I’d be sitting up the front.”
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“We must act out passion before we can feel it.”
~ Jean-Paul Sartre
Happiness is …
… a yummy swirly lollipop!
“Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.”
– Mark Twain
Joke of the day – Biology lesson
Biology teacher: What kind of birds do we keep in captivity?
Lucy: Jail birds, Miss!
“Earth provides enough to satisfy every man’s needs, but not every man’s greed.”
– Mahatma Gandhi
Joke of the day – Sleep
Joe: Do you go to sleep on your left side or your right side?
Moe: Both sides. All of me goes to sleep at once.
Joke of the day – Lecture on economy
Two husbands leaning on the bar.
“Did you give your wife a lecture on economy like I told you?”
“Yes, I certainly did.”
“And what was the result?”
“I’ve got to give up smoking.”
“The first step toward being loved is learning to love what you see when you look in the mirror.”
– Tadahiko Nagao
Joke of the day – Patience
Patience is the ability to “count down” before “blasting off.”
