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Joke of the day – The Millionaire’s Son

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Mrs. Smith, the third grade teacher, gave the term test to her students. Richie, the son of a millionaire knew he will not pass the test. Reaching into his pocket, he found a $100 bill and he attached it to his test with a note, “A dollar per point.”. The next day Richie received his test papers with a note, “Good try!”, along with $60 change.

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Quote of the day – Harriet Woods

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“You can stand tall without standing on someone;
You can be a victor without having victims.”

– Harriet Woods

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Singing in tune

A beautiful and inspiring quote from my bloggy-friend 🙂

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Slide1Slowly awakening from the dream that was my existence I breathe a thankful sigh knowing I am free.
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Quote of the day – Lao Tzu

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“If you are depressed, you live in the past;
If you are anxious, you live in the future;
But, if you are at peace, you live in the present.”

– Lao Tzu

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Joke of the day – Days off work

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Bert urgently needed a few days off work, but he knew the Boss would not allow him to take leave. He thought that maybe if he acted “CRAZY” then he would tell him to take a few days off.

So he hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. His co-worker, Bonnie asked him what he was doing? He told her that he was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think he’s “CRAZY” and give him a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked “What are you doing?” Bert told him he was a light bulb. He said “You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days”.

He jumped down and walked out of the office. When Bonnie followed him, the Boss asked, “And, where do you think you’re going?”

She replied, “I’m going home too, I can’t work in the dark!”

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Quote of the day – Plato

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“Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.”

– Plato

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Joke of the day – Laundromat Sign

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Sign seen in a laundromat:

AUOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

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Quote of the day – Deepak Chopra

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“The healthiest response to life is joy.”

– Deepak Chopra

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Quote of the day – Jenna Dee

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“Change will happen when the time is right.” – Jenna Dee