Teacher: What is a comet?
Julie: A star with a tail.
Teacher. Very good. Can you name one?
Julie: Lassie!
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Joke of the day – Cat Presidents
How many cats have been elected President of the United States?
Thomeows Jefferson
Grow-fur Cleveland
James Meowonroe
Hairy S. Truman
Jimmy Catter
Dwight D. Eisenmeower
And, of course – James A. Garfield!
Quote of the day – Margaret Atwood
“I hope that people will finally come to realize that there is only one “race” – the human race and that we are all members of it.”
– Margaret Atwood
Joke of the day – Store sign
Sign in a Volksvagen dealership:
‘OUR STORE HAS BUGS’
Quote of the day – Abraham Lincoln
“What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.”
– Abraham Lincoln
Quote of the day – Dr. Seuss
“I learned there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead, others come from behind. But I’ve bought a big bat. I’m all ready, you see. Now my troubles are going to have trouble with me.”
– Dr. Seuss
Joke of the day – Financial statement
Two friends were discussing the difficulty of making ends meet.
“With my current income, I’m having a hard time keeping my head above water,” John commented.
“Head above water!” Bert said. “I’m looking for a longer snorkel.”
Joke of the day – Medical school
Mrs Jones: What is your son doing?
Mrs Smith: He is in medical school.
Mrs Jones: What is he studying?
Mrs Smith: Nothing. They’re studying him.
Quote of the day – Malcom Bane
“If you wait until you can do everything for everybody, instead of something for somebody, you’ll end up not doing nothing for nobody.”
– Malcom Bane
Quote of the day – Bill T. Jones
“Living and dying is not the big issue. The big issue is what you’re going to do with your time while you are here.”
– Bill T. Jones
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