Bernie: “I’ve invented something that will allow people to see through walls.”
Fred: “That’s awesome! What do you call it?”
Bernie: “A window.”
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Quote of the day – Charles Dickens
“No one is useless in this world who lightens the burdens of another.”
― Charles Dickens
Joke of the day – Report card
Boy to father: “This my report card Dad and here is one of yours I found in the attic.”
Quote of the day – C. S. Lewis
“When we lose one blessing, another is often most unexpectedly given in its place.”
― C.S. Lewis
Joke of the day – A big crab
First sailor: “A big crab just bit off one of my toes.”
Second sailor: “Really? Which one?”
First sailor: “How do I know? All crabs look alike.”
Quote of the day – Pearl Bailey
“What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork.”
– Pearl Bailey
Joke of the day – Salary increment
Young man to his boss: “Mr Smith, my mother told me to ask you for a raise.”
Mr Smith: “Okay, I’ll ask my mother if I may give it to you.”
Quote of the day – Saint Francis de Sales
“Never be in a hurry; do everything quietly and in a calm spirit. Do not lose your inner peace for anything whatsoever, even if your whole world seems upset.”
-Saint Francis de Sales
Happiness is …
… a relaxing massage!
Quote of the day – Walter Bagehot
“The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.”
– Walter Bagehot
