“When we lose one blessing, another is often most unexpectedly given in its place.”
― C.S. Lewis
Author Archives: Newbloggycat
Joke of the day – A big crab
First sailor: “A big crab just bit off one of my toes.”
Second sailor: “Really? Which one?”
First sailor: “How do I know? All crabs look alike.”
Quote of the day – Pearl Bailey
“What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork.”
– Pearl Bailey
Joke of the day – Salary increment
Young man to his boss: “Mr Smith, my mother told me to ask you for a raise.”
Mr Smith: “Okay, I’ll ask my mother if I may give it to you.”
Quote of the day – Saint Francis de Sales
“Never be in a hurry; do everything quietly and in a calm spirit. Do not lose your inner peace for anything whatsoever, even if your whole world seems upset.”
-Saint Francis de Sales
Happiness is …
… a relaxing massage!
Quote of the day – Walter Bagehot
“The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.”
– Walter Bagehot
Joke of the day – Free advice
A rancher asked a veterinarian for some free advice. “I have a horse that walks normally sometimes, and sometimes he limps. What shall I do?”
The veterinarian replied, “The next time he walks normally, sell him.”
Baking with kids
Happy Monday! You know what that means around here: Reader Inspired Cartoons. I love each of the ideas you have sent my way. Keep them coming!
Today’s idea comes from the super sweet Pat from newbloggycat. She sent me a sweet and heartwarming idea that I think any parent who has baked with their children can relate too…
Do you bake with your kids??
If you have an idea for a cartoon send me an email to: momtimes4blog@yahoo.com I would love to hear from you!
Joke of the day – Life insurance
Life insurance agent to would-be client: “Don’t let me frighten you into a hasty decision. Sleep on it tonight. If you wake up tomorrow, let me know of your decision then.”
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