“Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.”
– Nikita Khrushchev
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Quote of the day – Immanual Kant
“We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals.”
– Immanual Kant
Joke of the day – 10 things about you
1) You are human.
2) You are reading this.
3) You can’t say the letter ”P” without separating your lips.
4) You just attempted to do it.
6) You are laughing at yourself.
7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.
8) You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.
9) You laugh at this because you are a fun loving person & everyone does it too.
10) You are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it.
Quote of the day – Donald Miller
“When you stop expecting people to be perfect, you can like them for who they are.”
― Donald Miller
Joke of the day – The hidden box
An elderly pastor was searching his closet for his tie before church one Sunday morning. In the back of the closet, he found a small box containing 3 eggs and 100 $1 bills. He called his wife to ask her about the box and its contents.
Embarrassed, she admitted having hidden the box there for their entire 25 years of marriage. Disappointed and hurt, the pastor asked her, “WHY?” The wife replied that she hadn’t wanted to hurt his feelings. He asked her how the box could have hurt his feelings.
She said that every time during their marriage that he had delivered a poor sermon, she had placed an egg in the box. The pastor felt that 3 poor sermons in 25 years was certainly nothing to feel bad about, so he asked her what the $100 was for. She replied, “Each time I got a dozen eggs, I sold them to the neighbors for $1.”
Quote of the day – Walt Disney
“The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing.”
-Walt Disney
Joke of the day – Vegetarians
“Vegetarians, if you love animals so much then why do you keep eating all their food?”
Quote of the day – James Leigh Hunt
“The groundwork of all happiness is health.”
– James Leigh Hunt
Joke of the day – Alarm clock
An alarm clock is a strange device that makes people “rise and whine.”
Quote of the day – Leonard Cohen
“There is a crack in everything. That’s how the light gets in.”
– Leonard Cohen
