“When you stop expecting people to be perfect, you can like them for who they are.”
― Donald Miller
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Joke of the day – The hidden box
An elderly pastor was searching his closet for his tie before church one Sunday morning. In the back of the closet, he found a small box containing 3 eggs and 100 $1 bills. He called his wife to ask her about the box and its contents.
Embarrassed, she admitted having hidden the box there for their entire 25 years of marriage. Disappointed and hurt, the pastor asked her, “WHY?” The wife replied that she hadn’t wanted to hurt his feelings. He asked her how the box could have hurt his feelings.
She said that every time during their marriage that he had delivered a poor sermon, she had placed an egg in the box. The pastor felt that 3 poor sermons in 25 years was certainly nothing to feel bad about, so he asked her what the $100 was for. She replied, “Each time I got a dozen eggs, I sold them to the neighbors for $1.”
Quote of the day – Walt Disney
“The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing.”
-Walt Disney
Joke of the day – Vegetarians
“Vegetarians, if you love animals so much then why do you keep eating all their food?”
Quote of the day – James Leigh Hunt
“The groundwork of all happiness is health.”
– James Leigh Hunt
Joke of the day – Alarm clock
An alarm clock is a strange device that makes people “rise and whine.”
Quote of the day – Leonard Cohen
“There is a crack in everything. That’s how the light gets in.”
– Leonard Cohen
Joke of the day – Invention
Bernie: “I’ve invented something that will allow people to see through walls.”
Fred: “That’s awesome! What do you call it?”
Bernie: “A window.”
Quote of the day – Charles Dickens
“No one is useless in this world who lightens the burdens of another.”
― Charles Dickens
Joke of the day – Report card
Boy to father: “This my report card Dad and here is one of yours I found in the attic.”
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