It was the new Super Fast Train and halfway through the journey there was a violent vibration.
Passenger: Β “What was the trouble back there? I thought this was supposed to be a smooth ride.”
Porter: Β “Sorry, Sir. Β We ran over a politician.”
Passenger: “Goodness! Β What was he doing on the tracks?”
Porter: Β “Oh, he wasn’t on the tracks Sir, but we got him.”



















