Teacher: Β “What is the meaning of adamant?”
Student: Β “The very first ant.”
Quote of the day -Khaled Hosseini
βChildren aren’t coloring books.
You don’t get to fill them with your favorite colors.β
β Khaled Hosseini
Joke of the day – Toilet roll
Happiness is …
… a pair of chic chinese wooden clogs.
Quote of the day – Rachel Wolchin
“We’re all half mad. Β
What really matters is
which half you consider normal.”
-Rachel Wolchin
Joke of the day – Chrysanthemum
Timmy: Β “That’s a beautiful bunch of roses. Β Who is it for?
Johnny: Β “Oh, it’s for my girlfriend. Β But, they’re Β Chrysanthemums.”
Timmy: Β “They look like roses to me.”
Johnny: “No, you’re wrong. Β They’re Chrysanthemums.”
Timmy: Β “Spell it!”
Johnny: Β “K-r-i-s…..Oh, my! These are roses alright!.”
Quote of the day – Ray Bradbury
“Jump, and you will find out how to unfold your wings as you fall.”
– Ray Bradbury
Joke of the day – Hoodwink
Judge: Β “How could you swindle these good people who trusted you so?”
Con man: Β “Your Honor, you can’t swindle people who don’t trust you.”
Joke of the day – Animal chat
Koala: “What do you mean, I’m not a bear? I have all the koalafications.”
Elephant: “Your koalafications are completely irrelephant.”
Lion: “Don’t listen to him! He’s lion!”
Bear: “This arguing is becoming unbearable!”
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Joke of the day – Humpty Dumpty
Humpty Dumpty was a cannon, not an egg?
But I think Humpty Dumpty was really a teapot!
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