Happiness is …
… a pair of chic chinese wooden clogs.
Quote of the day – Rachel Wolchin
“We’re all half mad.
What really matters is
which half you consider normal.”
-Rachel Wolchin
Joke of the day – Chrysanthemum
Timmy: “That’s a beautiful bunch of roses. Who is it for?
Johnny: “Oh, it’s for my girlfriend. But, they’re Chrysanthemums.”
Timmy: “They look like roses to me.”
Johnny: “No, you’re wrong. They’re Chrysanthemums.”
Timmy: “Spell it!”
Johnny: “K-r-i-s…..Oh, my! These are roses alright!.”
Quote of the day – Ray Bradbury
“Jump, and you will find out how to unfold your wings as you fall.”
– Ray Bradbury
Joke of the day – Hoodwink
Judge: “How could you swindle these good people who trusted you so?”
Con man: “Your Honor, you can’t swindle people who don’t trust you.”
Joke of the day – Animal chat
Koala: “What do you mean, I’m not a bear? I have all the koalafications.”
Elephant: “Your koalafications are completely irrelephant.”
Lion: “Don’t listen to him! He’s lion!”
Bear: “This arguing is becoming unbearable!”
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Joke of the day – Humpty Dumpty
Humpty Dumpty was a cannon, not an egg?
But I think Humpty Dumpty was really a teapot!
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Quote of the day – Sandy Dahl
“If we learn nothing else from this tragedy, we learn that life is short and there is no time for hate.”
—Sandy Dahl, wife of Flight 93 pilot Jason Dahl, in Shanksville, Pa., in 2002
Joke of the day – Knot
Shaye: “Look Mom, this is knot art. I did it all by myself.”
Me: “Wow, that’s knot bad.”
The ‘knotty’ girl!
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