Humpty Dumpty was a cannon, not an egg?
But I think Humpty Dumpty was really a teapot!
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Quote of the day – Sandy Dahl
βIf we learn nothing else from this tragedy, we learn that life is short and there is no time for hate.β
βSandy Dahl, Β wife of Flight 93 pilot Jason Dahl, in Shanksville, Pa., in 2002
Joke of the day – Knot
Shaye: Β “Look Mom, this is knot art. Β I did it all by myself.”
Me: Β “Wow, that’s knot bad.”
The ‘knotty’ girl!
Joke of the day – Chicken
Timmy: Β “My brother thinks he’s a chicken.”
John: “Why don’t you take him to the doctor and have him cured.”
Timmy: Β “We need the eggs.”
Happiness is …
… making a mess.
… making memories!
Quote of the day – Dory
Mom, why do the best people die?
“When youβre in a garden, which flowers do you pick?”
“The most beautiful ones”
-Dory
Joke of the day – Favorite food
IΒ likeΒ only two types of food:
Food dip in butter and
Β Food dip in chocolate
Joke of the day – Maze
Joke of the day – Carrot
Patient: “Doctor, Doctor, I have a carrot growing on my head.”
Doctor: “Amazing! Β How could that have happened?”
Patient: “I don’t understand it – I planted watermelons there!”
