Dolphins are so intelligent that after only a few weeks they can train a man to stand on the edge of the pool each day and throw them fish.
βI would always rather be happy than dignified.β
Joke of the day – Firefly race
How do fireflies start a race?
Ready, steady, GLOW!
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“Hide your craziness behind a beautiful smile. That’s all you need.”
– Paulo Coelho
Joke of the day – Give up golf?
Phil: “My girlfriend says if I don’t give up golf, she’ll leave me.”
Ray: “Say, that’s tough, old man.”
Phil: “Yeah, I’m going to miss her…”
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“Keep going… Each step may get harder but don’t stop! The view is beautiful at the top!”
– Unknown
Joke of the day – Horse ‘writing’
A father was amazed to see his son sitting on a horse, writing something.
Father: “What are you doing up there?”
Son: “Well, the teacher told us to write an essay on our favourite animal.”
Joke of the day – Leopard
What happened to the leopard who took three baths everyday? 
Within a week he was spotless!
“Better remain silent, better not even think, if you are not prepared to act.”
– Annie Besant
Joke of the day – Backyard camping
Two boys camping out in the backyard wanted to know the time, so they started singing at the top of their voices.
Soon, one of the neighbours threw open his window and shouted, “Hey, cut the noise! Don’t you know it’s three o’clock in the morning.”
