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Joke of the day – Turn heads
The most effective way to turn people’s heads is to go to church late.
Joke of the day – Successful salesman
Rookie: How did you become such a successful door-to-door salesman?
Salesman: It’s all because of the first five words I utter when a woman opens the door. “Miss, is your mother in?”
Joke of the day – Music
Is it possible to stretch music so that it will last a little longer?
Yes, if you have a rubber band.
Joke of the day – Beagle
Bob: I used to think I was a beagle. But the psychiatrist cured me.
Bill: How are you now?
Bob: Great! Just feel my nose.
Joke of the day – Bank
Jim: What’s the name of your bank?
Wilbur: Piggy
Joke of the day – Middle age
I think they call it middle age because that’s where it shows first.
Joke of the day – Light
Lite: the new way to spell “Light,” now with 20% fewer letters!
Joke of the day – Aspiring artist
“Did you sell any of your paintings at the art show?”
“No, but I’m encouraged,” he replied. “Somebody stole one.”
Joke of the day – Best dad
Three boys are bragging about their fathers.
1st boy: My dad can shoot an arrow and reach the target before the arrow does.
2nd boy: My dad can fire his gun and be there before the bullet.
3rd boy: That’s nothing. My dad stops working at 4.30 pm and gets home by 3.45 pm!
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