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Tag Archives: humor
Bad Hair Day
“Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges,
but eventually you find a hair stylist you like”
Joke of the day – Creative writing
A teacher asked her students to write a sentence
using the words ‘defeat, defense and detail‘.
Little Tommy wrote:
De feet of de dog went over de fence before de tail.
Joke of the day – Donuts
“Donut worry. The center of a donut is 100% fat free.”
Joke of the day – Coffee
ONE cup of coffee a day is good for your health!
Joke of the day – Mustache
“I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later.”
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Joke of the day – Trangression
A minister told his congregation, “Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17.”
The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17. Every hand went up.
The minister smiled and said, “Mark has only 16 chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying.”
Quote of the day – Irish Proverb
“Laughter is brightest where food is best.”
– Irish Proverb
Joke of the day – Army of the Lord
Pastor: “You need to join the Army of the Lord!”
Parishioner: “I’m already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor.”
Pastor: “How come I don’t see you except at Easter and Christmas?”
Parishioner : “I’m in the secret service.”
Quote of the day – Harry Winston
“People will stare,
make it worth their while”
– Harry Winston
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