Father: “I never told lies when I was a boy.”
Son: “When did you start?”
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Joke of the day – Rare steak
Jim was furious when his steak arrived cooked too rare.
‘Waiter,’ Jim shouted, ‘Didn’t you hear me say “well done”?’
‘Of course I did, sir, I can’t thank you enough, sir,’ replied the waiter. ‘I hardly ever get a compliment.’
“Life is short – pet hard.”
– Anthony Rubino Jr.
Joke of the day – Verb tense
Joke of the day – Golf on Sunday
Golfer: “Reverend, do you think it’s a sin for me to play golf on a Sunday?”
Vicar: “The way you play golf it’s a sin any day.”
Joke of the day – Who’s in charge?
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“My dad thinks he wears the pants in our house, but it’s always mom who tells him which pair to put on.”
“Man cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter.”
James A. Garfield
Joke of the day – Grandpa
Reporter: “To what do you attribute your old age?
Grandpa: “To the fact that I was born a long time ago.”
“In the book of life, the answers aren’t in the back.”
― Charles Schulz
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