What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
A little hoarse.
Tag Archives: humor
Joke of the day – Turkey lurky
What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?
A turkey that can pluck itself!
Joke of the day -Bucket
Joke of the day – Light Appetizer
What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?
It barked with de-light!
My 4 wishes – NBC (^人^)
Hello everyone,
It’s my 4th birthday today! Once again, thank you 4 sticking around. I am 4ver grateful. And here’s my 4 wishes/thoughts 4 you:
Wish #1 : Follow your dream. But first you need to wake up from your deep sleep.
Wish #2: Open your mind to new thoughts. Grow, expand and think outside the box.
Wish #3: Unleash the fabulous you. Show off your talent. Stop hiding it.
Wish #4: Read labels. Time to take responsibility for what you’re putting in your body. Eat smart and be healthy.
Peace & blessings,
Joke of the day – Motel
Motel Manager: “The room is $25 a night. It’s $10 if you make your own bed.”
Guest: “I’ll make my own bed.”
Motel Manager: “Good. I’ll get you some nails and wood.”
Quote of the day – Bill Watterson
“You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.”
― Bill Watterson
Say what?
…it’s PUGsident Trump!
Sigh… a cat would be the purrrfect President!
Joke of the day – Gravity
Physics Teacher: “Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn’t that wonderful?”
Student: “Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking at books like us, he wouldn’t have discovered anything.”
[Source: AcademicTips.org]
Joke of the day – Ghost encounter
What should you say when you meet a ghost?
How do you boo, Sir, how do you boo!
New Bloggy Cat [NBC] 