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Tag Archives: short jokes
Joke of the day – Alligator shoes
Customer: βDo you have alligator shoes?β
Clerk: βYes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?β
Joke of the day – Loneliness
“It’s lonely at the top; but you do eat better.”
Joke of the day – Prospective husband
Prospective husband: Do you have a book called ‘Man, The Master of Women.’
Sales girl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
Joke of the day – Whiskey diet
‘I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.’
Joke of the day – Chess enthusiasts
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. ”But why?” they asked, as they moved off. ”because,” he said ”I can’t stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.”
Joke of the day – A bargain
A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist.
Joke of the day – Quiet as a mouse
Whoever coined the phrase βQuiet as a mouseβ has never stepped on one.
Joke of the day – Sleepwalking nun
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roaminβ Catholic.
Joke of the day – Married women vs single women
How come married women are heavier than single women?
A single woman goes home, sees what’s in the fridge and goes to bed.
A married woman sees what’s in bed and goes to the fridge.
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