A kindergarten teacher handed out a colouring page to her class. On it was a picture of a duck holding an umbrella.
The teacher told her class to colour the duck in yellow and the umbrella green. However, little Bobby coloured the duck in a bright fire truck red.
After seeing this, the teacher asked him, “Bobby, how many times have you seen a red duck?” Little Bobby replied, “The same number of times I’ve seen a duck holding an umbrella.”
An elderly lady approached the pearly gates and knocked.
“Who is it?” asked St. Peter.
“It is I,” came the reply.
“Oh no,” muttered St. Peter. “Not another school teacher.”
Biology teacher: What kind of birds do we keep in captivity?
Lucy: Jail birds, Miss!
The Sunday School teacher asks, “Now, Julie, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?”
“No ma’am,” little Julie replies, “I don’t have to. My mum is a good cook.”
Teacher: That essay on the dog is exactly word for word, same as your brother’s.
Student: Of course, ma’am, it’s the same dog!
Teacher: Tim, say a sentence beginning with “I”.
Tim: I is …
Teacher: No, Tim. You must say, “I am.”
Tim: All right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
“The world is a university and everyone in it is a teacher. Make sure when you wake up in the morning you go to school.”
– Bishop TD Jakes
Mrs. Smith, the third grade teacher, gave the term test to her students. Richie, the son of a millionaire knew he will not pass the test. Reaching into his pocket, he found a $100 bill and he attached it to his test with a note, “A dollar per point.”. The next day Richie received his test papers with a note, “Good try!”, along with $60 change.
Teacher: What is a comet?
Julie: A star with a tail.
Teacher. Very good. Can you name one?
Julie: Lassie!
A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they were on the way to church service,
“And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?”
One bright little girl replied, “Because people are sleeping.”
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