Husband: “When I get mad at you, you never fight back.
How do you control your anger?”
Wife: “I clean the toilet.”
Husband: “How does that help?”
Wife: “I use your toothbrush.”
Tag Archives: very funny jokes
Joke of the day – Dear Algebra
Dear Algebra
PLEASE STOP asking us to find your X.
She’s never coming back and don’t ask Y.
Joke of the day – Pumpkin
What is a pumpkin’s favourite sport?
Squash!
Joke of the day – Emotional wedding
Just went to an emotional wedding.
Even the cake was in tiers.
Joke of the day – Tortilla song
I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well actually, it’s more of a wrap.
Joke of the day – Et cetera
Et cetera or etc really means :
end of thinking capacity
Joke of the day – Who should brew the coffee
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
The husband said, “You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.”
Wife replies, “No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.”
Husband replies, “I can’t believe that, show me.”
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says: “HEBREWS”
Joke of the day – Englishman and parrot
A Englishman with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar.
The bartender says, “Wow, that’s cool. Where did you get him?”
The parrot says, “In England. They’ve got tons of them over there.”
Joke of the day – Bubble bath
What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?
A shampoodle!
Joke of the day – Pampered cows
Pampered cows produce spoiled milk.
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