What sound does a grape makes when an elephant steps on it?
None. It just gives a little wine.
Tag Archives: very funny jokes
Joke of the day – Black, white & red
Whatβs black and white and red all over?
A blushing zebra.
Joke of the day – Colouring page
A kindergarten teacher handed out a colouring page to her class. On it was a picture of a duck holding an umbrella.
The teacher told her class to colour the duck in yellow and the umbrella green. However, little Bobby coloured the duck in a bright fire truck red.
After seeing this, the teacher asked him, “Bobby, how many times have you seen a red duck?” Little Bobby replied, “The same number of times I’ve seen a duck holding an umbrella.”
Joke of the day – Raisin
Raisin: A grape with a sunburn.
Joke of the day – Shoestring
Ten years ago I started
my business on a shoestring
Now I have two shoestrings.
Joke of the day – Telekinesis
How many of you believe in telekinesis?
Raise MY hand!
Joke of the day – The portrait
A woman decided to have her portrait painted.
She told the artist, “Paint me with diamond rings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and gold Rolex.”
“But you are not wearing any of those things,” he replied.
“I know,” she said. “It’s in case I should die before my husband. I’m sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewellery.”
Joke of the day – Pick up line
I’m not a photographer but I can picture
you and I together! (β₯β₯,)
Joke of the day – Work smart
Always give 100% at work:
12% Monday,
23% Tuesday,
40% Wednesday,
20% Thursday,
5% Friday
Joke of the day – The little turtle
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground.
The turtle tried again and again while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts. Finally, the female bird turned to her mate.
“Honey,” she chirped, “I think it’s time to tell him he’s adopted.”
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