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Author Archives: Newbloggycat
Joke of the day – Dog show
What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?
A CAT-HAS-TROPHY!
Quote of the day – Bruce Lee
“Be like water making its way through cracks.
Do not be assertive, but adjust to the object, and you shall find a way around or through it. If nothing within you stays rigid, outward things will disclose themselves.
Empty your mind, be formless. Shapeless, like water.
If you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup.
You put water into a bottle and it becomes the bottle.
You put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Now, water can flow or it can crash.
Be water, my friend.”
― Bruce Lee
Quote of the day – Jewish Proverb
“The ‘gift’ of grief is that it presents us
with the opportunity to heal and grow.”
– Jewish Proverb
The Cake of Friendship – Michelle Flores
Preheat the oven of love
With plenty of secrets and hugs
Mix in giggles and laughs
That make your sides split in half
Bake with the love and care
And all the things you both should share
Decorate with the frosting of trust
This is really a must
Enjoy the cake do not eat it fast
Just like your new friendship make it last.
– Michelle Flores
Joke of the day – Gnome
A gnome is in the garden busily destroying some bushes when a house cat appears.
Cat: “What are you?”
Gnome: “A gnome. I steal food from humans, I kill their plants, I make annoying music at night to drive them crazy, and I love mischief. And what, may I ask, are you?”
Cat: “Errr, I’m a gnome too!”
Joke of the day -Fleas
What do you call the fleas on the parrot?
Politics.
Joke of the day – Beans
A teacher asked her Year 1 students to write a sentence with the word “beans.”
John: “My father grows beans.“
Mary: “My mother cooks beans.”
Timmy: “We are all human beans.“
Quote of the day – Deepak Chopra
“Instead of thinking outside the box,
get rid of the box.”
– Deepak Chopra
Joke of the day – License
Why do you need a license for a dog and not for a cat?
Cats can’t drive!
