Humpty Dumpty was a cannon, not an egg?
But I think Humpty Dumpty was really a teapot!
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Quote of the day – Sandy Dahl
“If we learn nothing else from this tragedy, we learn that life is short and there is no time for hate.”
—Sandy Dahl, wife of Flight 93 pilot Jason Dahl, in Shanksville, Pa., in 2002
Joke of the day – Knot
Shaye: “Look Mom, this is knot art. I did it all by myself.”
Me: “Wow, that’s knot bad.”
The ‘knotty’ girl!
Joke of the day – Chicken
Timmy: “My brother thinks he’s a chicken.”
John: “Why don’t you take him to the doctor and have him cured.”
Timmy: “We need the eggs.”
Happiness is …
… making a mess.
… making memories!
Quote of the day – Dory
Mom, why do the best people die?
“When you’re in a garden, which flowers do you pick?”
“The most beautiful ones”
-Dory
Joke of the day – Favorite food
I like only two types of food:
Food dip in butter and
Food dip in chocolate
Joke of the day – Maze
Joke of the day – Carrot
Patient: “Doctor, Doctor, I have a carrot growing on my head.”
Doctor: “Amazing! How could that have happened?”
Patient: “I don’t understand it – I planted watermelons there!”
