Author Archives: Newbloggycat
Joke of the day – Knot
Shaye: “Look Mom, this is knot art. I did it all by myself.”
Me: “Wow, that’s knot bad.”
The ‘knotty’ girl!
Joke of the day – Chicken
Timmy: “My brother thinks he’s a chicken.”
John: “Why don’t you take him to the doctor and have him cured.”
Timmy: “We need the eggs.”
Happiness is …
… making a mess.
… making memories!
Quote of the day – Dory
Mom, why do the best people die?
“When you’re in a garden, which flowers do you pick?”
“The most beautiful ones”
-Dory
Joke of the day – Favorite food
I like only two types of food:
Food dip in butter and
Food dip in chocolate
Joke of the day – Maze
Joke of the day – Carrot
Patient: “Doctor, Doctor, I have a carrot growing on my head.”
Doctor: “Amazing! How could that have happened?”
Patient: “I don’t understand it – I planted watermelons there!”
Quote of the day – Wole Soyinka
Power is domination,
control, and therefore
a very selective form of truth which is a lie.
Quote of the day – Polish Proverb
“Fish, to taste right, must swim three times –
in water,
in butter and
in wine.”
-Polish Proverb
