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Author Archives: Newbloggycat
Quote of the day – Dory
Mom, why do the best people die?
“When you’re in a garden, which flowers do you pick?”
“The most beautiful ones”
-Dory
Joke of the day – Favorite food
I like only two types of food:
Food dip in butter and
Food dip in chocolate
Joke of the day – Maze
Joke of the day – Carrot
Patient: “Doctor, Doctor, I have a carrot growing on my head.”
Doctor: “Amazing! How could that have happened?”
Patient: “I don’t understand it – I planted watermelons there!”
Quote of the day – Wole Soyinka
Power is domination,
control, and therefore
a very selective form of truth which is a lie.
Quote of the day – Polish Proverb
“Fish, to taste right, must swim three times –
in water,
in butter and
in wine.”
-Polish Proverb
Joke of the day – Obsession
If you are always straightening things, you have OCD.
If you are always eating things, you have OBCD.
Joke of the day – Dog show
What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?
A CAT-HAS-TROPHY!
Quote of the day – Bruce Lee
“Be like water making its way through cracks.
Do not be assertive, but adjust to the object, and you shall find a way around or through it. If nothing within you stays rigid, outward things will disclose themselves.
Empty your mind, be formless. Shapeless, like water.
If you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup.
You put water into a bottle and it becomes the bottle.
You put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Now, water can flow or it can crash.
Be water, my friend.”
― Bruce Lee
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