Joke of the day- Lesson on giving

November 19, 2014 | Newbloggycat

The town’s richest man met with the minister after the Sunday service. “Why does everyone call me cheap and stingy?” complained the man. “I’ve told everyone I’m leaving half my money to the church when I die.”

The minister nodded. “It reminds me of the story about the pig and cow. The cow was much loved by the farmer and his neighbours, while the pig was not popular at all. The pig could not understand this and asked the cow about it.”

“How come you are so well-like cow? People say you’re generous and good because you give milk and butter and cream every day. But I give more than that. From me they get bacon and ham; they even pickle my feet. Yet I’m not popular and you are. “Why do you think that is?”

The cow replied, “Perhaps it’s because I give while I’m still alive.”

Joke of the day – Magic dog

November 8, 2014 | Newbloggycat

What do you call a magic dog?

A Labracadabrador

Joke of the day – Smart parrot

November 5, 2014 | Newbloggycat

Bob, teaching his parrot to talk: “Repeat after me. I can talk.”

Parrot: “I can talk.”

Bob: “I can walk.”

Parrot: “I can walk.”

Bob: “I can fly.”

Parrot: “That’s a lie.”

Joke of the day – Englishman and parrot

October 21, 2014 | Newbloggycat

A Englishman with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar.

The bartender says, “Wow, that’s cool. Where did you get him?”

The parrot says, “In England. They’ve got tons of them over there.”

Joke of the day – Pampered cows

October 16, 2014 | Newbloggycat

Pampered cows produce spoiled milk.

Joke of the day – A grape & an elephant

October 1, 2014 | Newbloggycat

What sound does a grape makes when an elephant steps on it?
None. It just gives a little wine.

Joke of the day – Black, white & red

September 29, 2014 | Newbloggycat

What’s black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.

Joke of the day – The little turtle

September 6, 2014 | Newbloggycat

Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground.

The turtle tried again and again while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts. Finally, the female bird turned to her mate.

“Honey,” she chirped, “I think it’s time to tell him he’s adopted.”