I’m on a well-rounded diet!
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Quote of the day – Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you who you are.
– Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
Quote of the day – Franz Kafka
“So long as you have food in your mouth,
you have solved all questions for the time being.”
– Franz Kafka
Joke of the day – I adough you
I’m well-rounded!
Donut judge my diet!
I donut know what I’ll do without you!
I was told to glaze it!
Donut ever leave me!
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Joke of the day – Donut diet
Joke of the day – Whiskey diet
‘I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.’
Joke of the day – Married women vs single women
How come married women are heavier than single women?
A single woman goes home, sees what’s in the fridge and goes to bed.
A married woman sees what’s in bed and goes to the fridge.
Joke of the day – Doctor’s instructions
Lulu is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.
“I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least five pounds.”
When she returns, she’s lost nearly 20 pounds.
“Why, that’s amazing!” the doctor says. “Did you follow my instructions?”
Lulu nods. “I’ll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day.” “From hunger, you mean?” said the doctor.
“No, from skipping,” she replied.
Quote of the day – James Leigh Hunt
“The groundwork of all happiness is health.”
– James Leigh Hunt
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