What did the lioness said to her cubs when she taught them to hunt?
“Don’t walk across the road until you see the zebra crossing.”
Tag Archives: funny jokes
Joke of the day – Girls are smarter
Girl: “Did you know that girls are smarter than boys?”
Boy: “Really? I never knew that.”
Girl: “See what I mean?”
Joke of the day – Letter to myself
“Last night I wrote a letter to myself. But I forgot to sign it and now I don’t know who it’s from.”
Joke of the day – Fastidious
Don: “You’re so fastidious!”
Ray: “You mean I’m discriminating?”
Don: “No, I mean you’re fast and hideous.
Joke of the day – Parrot training
Mother: “Billy, are you teaching the parrot to swear?”
Billy: “No, mom. I’m just telling him what not to say.”
Joke of the day – Belch
Beth: “What does the Queen do when she burps?”
Susie: “She issues a royal pardon.”
Joke of the day – Tarzan
Joke of the day – Bus conductor
Bus passenger: “Am I all right for the zoo?”
Bus conductor: “By the look of you I’d say yes — but I’m a bus conductor not a zoologist.”
Joke of the day – Feet to yards
Teacher: “How many feet are there in a yard?”
Bobby: “It depends on how many people are in the yard.”
Joke of the day – Labour Day
“You May take 1 day off today.”
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Have a safe and restful Labour Day!
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