I have finally figured out why babies suck their thumbs. I tried some of the baby food.
Tag Archives: funny one-liners
Joke of the day – Narrow mind
Seen on a church sign:
“A narrow mind is usually accompanied by a wide mouth.”
Joke of the day – Patience
Patience is the ability to “count down” before “blasting off.”
Joke of the day – Heart of gold
People will judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold but so does a hard-boiled egg.
Joke of the day – Pickpocket
Pickpocket’s job title:
Self-Employed Public Fund Raiser
Joke of the day – Football
Football is a game in which 22 men from two teams run around for about two hours watched by millions of people who could really use the exercise.
Joke of the day – Curiosity
A bright eye indicates curiosity and a black eye indicates too much curiosity.
Joke of the day – Saving money
One reason why it’s so hard to save money is that our neighbours are always buying something we can’t afford.
Joke of the day – Dog cemetery
Epitaph in a dog cemetery:
“He never met a man he didn’t lick.”
Joke of the day – Model husband
In seeking a model husband, it’s wise to be sure he’s a working model.
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