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Joke of the day – Clever duck

What’s another name for a clever duck?

A wise quaker!

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Happiness is …

…the case of the mystery cat!

It all started when we spotted this mystery cat at the restaurant….

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We quietly sneaked up on him, but he decided to lay low…

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Later, we found out who he really is….

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Joke of the day – Hunting lesson

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What did the lioness said to her cubs when she taught them to hunt?

“Don’t walk across the road until you see the zebra crossing.”

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Joke of the day – Girls are smarter

Girl: “Did you know that girls are smarter than boys?”

Boy: “Really? I never knew that.”

Girl: “See what I mean?”

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Joke of the day – Letter to myself

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“Last night I wrote a letter to myself. But I forgot to sign it and now I don’t know who it’s from.”

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Joke of the day – Fastidious

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Don: “You’re so fastidious!”

Ray: “You mean I’m discriminating?”

Don: “No, I mean you’re fast and hideous.

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Joke of the day – Parrot training

Mother: “Billy, are you teaching the parrot to swear?”

Billy: “No, mom. I’m just telling him what not to say.”

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“Teach us, O Lord, the disciplines of patience, for to wait is often harder than to work.”

Peter Marshall