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Tag Archives: one liners
Joke of the day – Favorite food
I like only two types of food:
Food dip in butter and
Food dip in chocolate
Joke of the day – Car sickness
The feeling you get every month when the
payment is due.
Joke of the day – Baby food
I have finally figured out why babies suck their thumbs. I tried some of the baby food.
Joke of the day – Narrow mind
Seen on a church sign:
“A narrow mind is usually accompanied by a wide mouth.”
Joke of the day – Heart of gold
People will judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold but so does a hard-boiled egg.
Joke of the day – Pickpocket
Pickpocket’s job title:
Self-Employed Public Fund Raiser
Joke of the day – Football
Football is a game in which 22 men from two teams run around for about two hours watched by millions of people who could really use the exercise.
Joke of the day – Curiosity
A bright eye indicates curiosity and a black eye indicates too much curiosity.
Joke of the day – Saving money
One reason why it’s so hard to save money is that our neighbours are always buying something we can’t afford.
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