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Tag Archives: short jokes
Joke of the day – Puppy love
Girl: Honey, how could I ever leave you?
Boy: By car,
bus,
train,
or plane.
Joke of the day – Pony
Joke of the day – Turkey lurky
What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?
A turkey that can pluck itself!
Joke of the day – Tough times
Tough times are slowly crawling in,
even the snail is happy with leftover dog food!
Joke of the day -Bucket
Joke of the day – Light Appetizer
What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?
It barked with de-light!
Joke of the day – Motel
Motel Manager: “The room is $25 a night. It’s $10 if you make your own bed.”
Guest: “I’ll make my own bed.”
Motel Manager: “Good. I’ll get you some nails and wood.”
Joke of the day – Gravity
Physics Teacher: “Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn’t that wonderful?”
Student: “Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking at books like us, he wouldn’t have discovered anything.”
[Source: AcademicTips.org]
Joke of the day – Ghost encounter
What should you say when you meet a ghost?
How do you boo, Sir, how do you boo!
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