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Bob: “My wife doesn’t understand me.”
Tom: “In what way?”
Bob: “Well, the other day I was sitting in my bath when she walked straight in and with one swipe she sank my rubber duckie.”
May your coffee be STRONG and your Monday be short!
Anyone for some ameowzing coffee?
Smile if you love coffee too!
Tim got off a train very green in the face. A friend met him and asked him what was wrong.
Tim: “Train sickness. I always get deathly sick when I travel backwards on the train.”
Friend: “Why didn’t you ask the person sitting opposite to change seats with you?”
Tim: “I thought of that but there wasn’t anybody there!”
“Candor is a compliment; it implies equality. It’s how true friends talk.”
– Peggy Noonan
“What kind of doggie are you?” (http://pinterest.com)
“Maori greeting” (http://anilol.com)
“Let’s be honest, do I stink or what?” (http://justcuteanimals.com)
“Bear with me, buddy.” (http://jokeroo.com)
“Great minds think alike.” (http://smash.com)
…have a
“Pawsome high-5” (http://www.pinterest.com)
“Purrrfect high-5” (http://www.manhunters-cat.com)
“Pandastic high-5”
(http://www.pinterest.com)
“Tree-rific high 5”
(http://pinterest.com)
“Roaring high-5”
(http://www.pinterest.com)
“High-5, everyone!” Ciao!
(http://boredomfiles.com)
A psychologist is a man you pay to ask questions your wife ask you for free.
“Nah, I ain’t moving, bro.”
– Rosa Parks, 1955
Here’s a simple reason why drinking milk before bedtime is bad for you.
“You drink milk.”
“You toss and turn in our sleep, the milk is turned to butter,
the butter turns to fat,
fat turns to alchohol,
and you wake up with a hangover!
REMEMBER:
Never argue with surgeons.
They have inside information.
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“I like people who have a sense of individuality.
I love expression and anything awkward and imperfect,
because that’s natural and that’s real.”
– Marc Jacobs
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