“Every path has its puddle.”
– English Proverb
Tag Archives: pets
Joke of the day – Memorial service
Dog owner: “Father, my dog is dead. Could ya’ say a mass for the poor creature?”
Father Lawrence: “I’m afraid not. We cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there are some Baptists down the lane, and there’s no tellin’ what they believe. Maybe they’ll do something for your dog.”
Dog owner: “I’ll go right away Father. Do ya’ think $5,000 is enough to donate to them for the service?”
Father Lawrence: “Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn’t ya tell me the dog was Catholic?
Joke of the day – Chow down
Joke of the day – Vet waiting room
Sign at the veterinarian waiting room :
Be back in 5 minutes. SIT! STAY!
Quote of the day – James Long
“One reason God created time was so that
there would be a place to bury the failures of the past.”
– James Long
Cat Prayer ฅ(≚ᄌ≚)
Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray this cushy life to keep.
I pray for toys that look like mice,
And sofa cushions, soft and nice.
I pray for gourmet kitty snacks,
And someone nice to scratch my back,
For windowsills all warm and bright,
For shadows to explore at night.
I pray I’ll always stay real cool
And keep the secret feline rule
To never tell a human that
The world is really ruled by cats!
-Author Unknown
Serenity Prayer – Reinhold Niebuhr
God, grant me
the serenity to accept the things I cannot change;
courage to change the things I can;
and wisdom to know the difference.
Living one day at a time;
Enjoying one moment at a time;
Accepting hardships as the pathway to peace;
Taking, as He did, this sinful world as it is, not as I would have it;
Trusting that He will make all things right if I surrender to His Will;
That I may be reasonably happy in this life
and supremely happy with Him forever in the next.
Amen.
– Reinhold Niebuhr (1892-1971)
Quote of the day – William Shakespeare
“Excellent wretch! Perdition catch my soul
But I do love thee! and when I love thee not,
Chaos is come again.”
― William Shakespeare, Othello
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Quote of the day – Carew Papritz
The trick to not growing old is to:
Stay curious;
Keep your teeth;
Stay hopeful;
Do everything gracefully,
yet kick when you have to.
– Carew Papritz
Quote of the day – Charles Dickens
“I hope that real love and truth are stronger in the end
than any evil or misfortune in the world.”
– Charles Dickens
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