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Joke of the day- Lesson on giving

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The town’s richest man met with the minister after the Sunday service. “Why does everyone call me cheap and stingy?” complained the man. “I’ve told everyone I’m leaving half my money to the church when I die.”

The minister nodded. “It reminds me of the story about the pig and cow. The cow was much loved by the farmer and his neighbours, while the pig was not popular at all. The pig could not understand this and asked the cow about it.

“How come you are so well-like cow? People say you’re generous and good because you give milk and butter and cream every day. But I give more than that. From me they get bacon and ham; they even pickle my feet. Yet I’m not popular and you are. “Why do you think that is?”

The cow replied, “Perhaps it’s because I give while I’m still alive.”

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Joke of the day – My family

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Bill: “My family is just like a nation. My wife is the minister of finance, my mum-in-law is minister of war and my daughter is foreign secretary.”

Sam: Sounds interesting. And what is your position?”

Bill: I’m the people. All I do is pay.”

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Joke of the day – Bowling

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Inside a bowling alley, “Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop.”

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Joke of the day – Wash basin

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The warden was making his usual round at the asylum and saw one of the inmates sitting on a small stool and holding a fishing rod. He has the end of the rod dangling in the wash basin.

Trying to be kind, the warden asked, “Catch anything?”

The inmate replied, “In a wash basin? Are you crazy?

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Joke of the day – Wordplay

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I use to be great at WordPlay. Once a pun a time.

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Joke of the day – Magic dog

What do you call a magic dog?

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A Labracadabrador

Shy Smile

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Joke of the day – Selfie

Shaye’s a big fan of selfies and here’s one of her latest selfie project called ‘Selfeet’.

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Happy Feet Penguin

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Joke of the day – Stand outside

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I’m going to stand outside. So if anyone asks,
I am outstanding!

Smiley

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Joke of the day – Smart parrot

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Bob, teaching his parrot to talk: “Repeat after me. I can talk.”

Parrot: “I can talk.”

Bob: “I can walk.”

Parrot: “I can walk.”

Bob: “I can fly.”

Parrot: “That’s a lie.”