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Joke of the day – Two lines in heaven
When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise, God appeared and said, “I want the men to make two lines: one line for the men who were true heads of their household and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter.β
With that said and done, the next time God looked, the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was only one man.
God got mad and said, βYou men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?β
And the man replied, βI donβt know, my wife told me to stand here.β
Joke of the day – Married women vs single women
How come married women are heavier than single women?
A single woman goes home, sees what’s in the fridge and goes to bed.
A married woman sees what’s in bed and goes to the fridge.
Quote of the day – Alice Thomas Ellis
“There is no reciprocity. Men love women, women love children, children love hamsters.”
– Alice Thomas Ellis
Quote of the day – Robert A. Heinlein
βWomen and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.β
β Robert A. Heinlein
Quote of the day – Markus Zusak
βSometimes people are beautiful.Not in looks.Not in what they say.Just in what they are.β
β Markus Zusak
Joke of the day – Food effects
Scientists have identified a food that, once digested, can have negative effects on people’s health that last for decades, including mood-swings in women, psychotic episodes in men and severe depression in both.
It’s called ‘wedding cake’.
Women & Cats
Isn’t it unfair that women love cats? Cats are independent, they don’t listen, they don’t come when you call, they like to stay out at night and when they’re home, they like to be left alone to sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat. – Terry Sangster
Joke of the day – Punctuation
An English professor wrote the words, “Woman without her man is nothing” on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.
The men wrote: “Woman, without her man, is nothing.”
The women wrote: “Woman! Without her, man is nothing.”
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