“He is richest who is content with the least, for content is the wealth of nature.”
– Socrates
Author Archives: Newbloggycat
Joke of the day – Saving money
One reason why it’s so hard to save money is that our neighbours are always buying something we can’t afford.
Quote of the day – George Orwell
“If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.”
― George Orwell
Joke of the day – Apartment
Bill: How much are they asking for your apartment rent now?
Tim: About twice a day.
Happiness is …
… a clean front yard.
“Phew…I must have swept a million leaves.”
Quote of the day – Katherine Piderman
“Move away from your role as a victim and release the control the offending person and situation have had in your life. As you let go of grudges, you’ll no longer define your life by how you’ve been hurt.”
– Katherine Piderman
Joke of the day – Dog cemetery
Epitaph in a dog cemetery:
“He never met a man he didn’t lick.”
Joke of the day – Time to live
Jim: “The doctor gave me two weeks to live.”
Sam: “Goodness, what did you say?”
Jim: “I told him I’d take the first two weeks of December.”
Quote of the day – Clive James
“A life without fame can be a good life, but fame without a life is no life at all.”
– Clive James
Happiness is …
…cute Easter bunnies.
