Bill: How much are they asking for your apartment rent now?
Tim: About twice a day.
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Happiness is …
… a clean front yard.
“Phew…I must have swept a million leaves.”
Quote of the day – Katherine Piderman
“Move away from your role as a victim and release the control the offending person and situation have had in your life. As you let go of grudges, you’ll no longer define your life by how you’ve been hurt.”
– Katherine Piderman
Joke of the day – Dog cemetery
Epitaph in a dog cemetery:
“He never met a man he didn’t lick.”
Joke of the day – Time to live
Jim: “The doctor gave me two weeks to live.”
Sam: “Goodness, what did you say?”
Jim: “I told him I’d take the first two weeks of December.”
Quote of the day – Clive James
“A life without fame can be a good life, but fame without a life is no life at all.”
– Clive James
Happiness is …
…cute Easter bunnies.
Quote of the day – Rowan Atkinson
“To criticize a person for their race is manifestly irrational and ridiculous, but to criticize their religion, that is a right. That is a freedom. The freedom to criticize ideas, any ideas – even if they are sincerely held beliefs – is one of the fundamental freedoms of society. A law which attempts to say you can criticize and ridicule ideas as long as they are not religious ideas is a very peculiar law indeed.”
– Rowan Atkinson
Joke of the day – Model husband
In seeking a model husband, it’s wise to be sure he’s a working model.
Quote of the day – Elbert Hubbard
“I would rather be able to appreciate things I cannot have than to have things I am not able to appreciate.”
– Elbert Hubbard
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