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Quote of the day – Napoleon Hill
“If you cannot do great things, do small things in a great way.”
– Napoleon Hill
Quote of the day – Randi G Fine
“When life places a wall in our path we have two choices – we can beat our head against it or we can figure out a way to get around it.”
– Randi G Fine
Happiness is …
… great fashion sense.
Joke of the day – Definition of a fish
A fish is an underwater creature that grows fastest between the time it is caught and the time the fisherman describes it to his friends.
Joke of the day – Best time to plant lettuce
A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife:
“Dear Husband, I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them?”
The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all mail, replied in a letter:
“Dear Wife, whatever you do, do not touch the back garden. That is where I hid all the money.”
A week or so later, he received another letter from his wife:
“Dear Husband, You wouldn’t believe what happened, some men came with shovels to the house, and dug up all the back garden.”
The prisoner wrote another letter back:
“Dear wife, now is the best time to plant the lettuce.”
Quote of the day – Sarah Ban Breathnach
“All we have is all we need. All we need is the awareness of how blessed we really are.”
— Sarah Ban Breathnach
Joke of the day – New shampoo
Have you heard about the new shampoo for men who are going bald…
It’s called “What’s the Point?”
Quote of the day – Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Few people know how to take a walk. The qualifications are endurance, plain clothes, old shoes, an eye for nature, good humor, vast curiosity, good speech, good silence and nothing too much.”
― Ralph Waldo Emerson
Happiness is …
… keeping our community safe.
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