…cute Easter bunnies.
Happiness is …
…cute Easter bunnies.
Quote of the day – Rowan Atkinson
βTo criticize a person for their race is manifestly irrational and ridiculous, but to criticize their religion, that is a right. That is a freedom. The freedom to criticize ideas, any ideas – even if they are sincerely held beliefs – is one of the fundamental freedoms of society. A law which attempts to say you can criticizeο»Ώ and ridicule ideas as long as they are not religious ideas is a very peculiar law indeed.β
– Rowan Atkinson
Joke of the day – Model husband
In seeking a model husband, it’s wise to be sure he’s a working model.
Quote of the day – Elbert Hubbard
“I would rather be able to appreciate things I cannot have than to have things I am not able to appreciate.”
– Elbert Hubbard
Joke of the day – First aid
When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a light pole, several bystanders ran over to help the driver.
A woman was the first to reach the victim, but a man rushed in and pushed her back. “Step aside, lady,” he barked. “I’ve taken a course in first aid.”
The woman watched him for a few minutes, then tapped his shoulder. “Pardon me,” she said. “But when you get to the part about calling a doctor, I’m right here.”
Joke of the day – Hearing aids
An elderly gentleman with serious hearing problems goes to the doctor who fits him with hearing aids that allow him to hear at 100% for the first time in many years.
The elderly man goes back in a month for a checkup. The doctor says, βYour hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.β
To which the gentleman replies, βOh, I havenβt told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. Iβve changed my will three times!β.
Quote of the day – Vicki Harrison
βGrief is like the ocean; it comes on waves ebbing and flowing. Sometimes the water is calm, and sometimes it is overwhelming. All we can do is learn to swim.β
β Vicki Harrison
Joke of the day – eBusiness
A corrupt minister used to write “NOT APPROVED” on all the papers that were sent to him by his assistants. He always left a significant space between NOT and APPROVED.
When the affected persons greased his palms, he would recall the file and just add an “E:” after NOT so that it became “NOTE: APPROVED”.
This was the beginning of eBusiness in Kenya.
Quote of the day – John C. Maxwell
“A leader is one who knows the way, goes the way, and shows the way.”
– John C. Maxwell
Quote of the day – Alexander McQueen
“Iβm the pink sheep in the family.”
Alexander McQueen
