Teacher: “What is the meaning of adamant?”
Student: “The very first ant.”
Tag Archives: humor
Joke of the day – Toilet roll
Quote of the day – Rachel Wolchin
“We’re all half mad.
What really matters is
which half you consider normal.”
-Rachel Wolchin
Joke of the day – Chrysanthemum
Timmy: “That’s a beautiful bunch of roses. Who is it for?
Johnny: “Oh, it’s for my girlfriend. But, they’re Chrysanthemums.”
Timmy: “They look like roses to me.”
Johnny: “No, you’re wrong. They’re Chrysanthemums.”
Timmy: “Spell it!”
Johnny: “K-r-i-s…..Oh, my! These are roses alright!.”
Joke of the day – Hoodwink
Judge: “How could you swindle these good people who trusted you so?”
Con man: “Your Honor, you can’t swindle people who don’t trust you.”
Joke of the day – Animal chat
Koala: “What do you mean, I’m not a bear? I have all the koalafications.”
Elephant: “Your koalafications are completely irrelephant.”
Lion: “Don’t listen to him! He’s lion!”
Bear: “This arguing is becoming unbearable!”
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Joke of the day – Humpty Dumpty
Humpty Dumpty was a cannon, not an egg?
But I think Humpty Dumpty was really a teapot!
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Joke of the day – Knot
Shaye: “Look Mom, this is knot art. I did it all by myself.”
Me: “Wow, that’s knot bad.”
The ‘knotty’ girl!
Joke of the day – Chicken
Timmy: “My brother thinks he’s a chicken.”
John: “Why don’t you take him to the doctor and have him cured.”
Timmy: “We need the eggs.”
Happiness is …
… making a mess.
… making memories!
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