Judge: “How could you swindle these good people who trusted you so?”
Con man: “Your Honor, you can’t swindle people who don’t trust you.”
Tag Archives: humour
Joke of the day – Animal chat
Koala: “What do you mean, I’m not a bear? I have all the koalafications.”
Elephant: “Your koalafications are completely irrelephant.”
Lion: “Don’t listen to him! He’s lion!”
Bear: “This arguing is becoming unbearable!”
[Souce: http://www.unijokes.com]
Joke of the day – Humpty Dumpty
Humpty Dumpty was a cannon, not an egg?
But I think Humpty Dumpty was really a teapot!
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Joke of the day – Chicken
Timmy: “My brother thinks he’s a chicken.”
John: “Why don’t you take him to the doctor and have him cured.”
Timmy: “We need the eggs.”
Joke of the day – Favorite food
I like only two types of food:
Food dip in butter and
Food dip in chocolate
Joke of the day – Maze
Joke of the day – Carrot
Patient: “Doctor, Doctor, I have a carrot growing on my head.”
Doctor: “Amazing! How could that have happened?”
Patient: “I don’t understand it – I planted watermelons there!”
Joke of the day – Obsession
If you are always straightening things, you have OCD.
If you are always eating things, you have OBCD.
Joke of the day – Dog show
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