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“Most of the trouble in the world is caused by people wanting to be important.”

– by T. S. Eliot

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“If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there’d be a shortage of fishing rods.”

– Doug Larson

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Joke of the day – My family

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Bill: “My family is just like a nation. My wife is the minister of finance, my mum-in-law is minister of war and my daughter is foreign secretary.”

Sam: Sounds interesting. And what is your position?”

Bill: I’m the people. All I do is pay.”

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“Memories warm you up from the inside. But they also tear you apart.”

― Haruki Murakami

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“People have to get out sometimes – have something good to eat, have some drinks, belt out some songs, talk about nothing in particular.” – Haruki Murakami

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“When pure sincerity forms within, it is outwardly realized in other people’s hearts.”

– Lao Tzu

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Joke of the day – Turn heads

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The most effective way to turn people’s heads is to go to church late.

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“I believe that life is a journey, often difficult and sometimes incredibly cruel, but we are well equipped for it if only we tap into our talents and gifts and allow them to blossom.”

– Les Brown

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“Character is doing the right thing when nobody’s looking. There are too many people who think the only thing that’s right is to get by, and the only thing that’s wrong is to get caught.”

– J. C. Watts

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Joke of the day – Heart of gold

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People will judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold but so does a hard-boiled egg.