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Quote of the day – Arthur H. Dekruyter

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“Where is the church at 11:25 on Monday morning? The church then is in the dentist’s office, in the car sales room and repair shop, and out in the truck. It is in the hospital, in the classroom and in the home. It is in the offices, insurance, law, real estate, whatever it is. That is where the church is, wherever God’s people are. They are doing what they ought to be doing. They are honouring God, not just while they worship in a building but out there.”

– Arthur H. Dekruyter

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Joke of the day – Football

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Football is a game in which 22 men from two teams run around for about two hours watched by millions of people who could really use the exercise.

Quote of the day – Whoopi Goldberg

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“We’re here for a reason. I believe a bit of the reason is to throw little torches out to lead people through the dark.”

– Whoopi Goldberg

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Quote of the day – George Orwell

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“If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.”

― George Orwell

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Quote of the day – John C. Maxwell

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“A leader is one who knows the way, goes the way, and shows the way.”

– John C. Maxwell

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Quote of the day – Abraham Lincoln

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“You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time.”

– Abraham Lincoln

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Quote of the day – Martin Luther King

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“Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

– Martin Luther King

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Quote of the day – Pearl S. Buck

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“I love people. I love my family, my children… but inside myself is a place where I live all alone and that’s where you renew your springs that never dry up.”

-Pearl S. Buck

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Joke of the day – Best medicine

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People say that laughter is the best medicine…my face must be curing the world!

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Quote of the day – Paulo Coelho

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“Don’t waste your time with explanations: people only hear what they want to hear.”

– Paulo Coelho