“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked”
– Bernard Meltzer
Author Archives: Newbloggycat
Joke of the day – Simple math
Teacher: “If I laid two eggs on the chair and three eggs on the table, what do I get?”
Pupil: Your picture in “Believe It or Not!”
Quote of the day – Benjamin Franklin
“Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.”
– Benjamin Franklin
Quote of the day – Robert A. Heinlein
“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
― Robert A. Heinlein
Joke of the day – The Italian woman
My friend was stocking the shelves in a shop where he worked when a woman with a distinctive Italian accent asked him, “Please, sir. Where can I find a water go spaghetti stop?”
Puzzled, my friend paid close attention as she repeated her request, this time adding hand gestures. Then it dawned on him what she wanted. He led her to another aisle and found a “water go, spaghetti stop” – a colander.
Quote of the day – Doug Larson
“If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there’d be a shortage of fishing rods.”
– Doug Larson
Happiness is …
… a perfect meatloaf!
Joke of the day – The part-time helper
I hired a part-time helper last year but she wasn’t doing a great job. So, one day I called her into the study and told that I was sorry but I have to let her go. I tipped her an extra $20 and thanked her for her services. As she was leaving she threw a $10 bill to our dog, Bobby. I asked her, “What was that for?” She replied, “Can’t forget my helper! Bobby has a great tongue, and always help me do the dishes!!!”
Quote of the day – Frank Zappa
“So many books, so little time.”
― Frank Zappa
Quote of the day – Marilyn Penland
“Sing out loud in the car even, or especially if it embarrasses your children.”
– Marilyn Penland
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