A group of people were having a party at the local pub. Suddenly, someone yelled “All the married men, please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living.”
The bartender was almost crushed to death.
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Joke of the day – 10 things about you
1) You are human.
2) You are reading this.
3) You canβt say the letter βPβ without separating your lips.
4) You just attempted to do it.
6) You are laughing at yourself.
7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.
8) You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.
9) You laugh at this because you are a fun loving person & everyone does it too.
10) You are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it.
Joke of the day – Vegetarians
“Vegetarians, if you love animals so much then why do you keep eating all their food?”
Joke of the day – Alarm clock
An alarm clock is a strange device that makes people “rise and whine.”
Joke of the day – Invention
Bernie: “I’ve invented something that will allow people to see through walls.”
Fred: “That’s awesome! What do you call it?”
Bernie: “A window.”
Joke of the day – Report card
Boy to father: “This my report card Dad and here is one of yours I found in the attic.”
Joke of the day – A big crab
First sailor: “A big crab just bit off one of my toes.”
Second sailor: “Really? Which one?”
First sailor: “How do I know? All crabs look alike.”
Joke of the day – Salary increment
Young man to his boss: “Mr Smith, my mother told me to ask you for a raise.”
Mr Smith: “Okay, I’ll ask my mother if I may give it to you.”
Joke of the day – Free advice
A rancher asked a veterinarian for some free advice. “I have a horse that walks normally sometimes, and sometimes he limps. What shall I do?”
The veterinarian replied, “The next time he walks normally, sell him.”
Joke of the day – Life insurance
Life insurance agent to would-be client: “Don’t let me frighten you into a hasty decision. Sleep on it tonight. If you wake up tomorrow, let me know of your decision then.”
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